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This article will not only explain what a satire essay is, but provide you a tutorial or guide on how to write this type of essay as well as examples.

As the name suggests, this essay uses satire to bring attention to an issue or subject.  In our opinion, satirical essays are the most difficult type of essays that students will be asked to tackle in their academic careers.  In them, students are not only expected to demonstrate a high level of subject-area and content knowledge, but also be able to employ humor to highlight the absurdities of a real life event or situation.  While satirical essays use humor, not all types of humor are appropriate for them. Moreover, they are written in a serious tone, suggesting that the author actually intends the reader to take the suggestions or information contained within the essay seriously.

Fortunately, while initially mastering the writing style needed for a successful satirical essay is difficult, once you have learned how to successfully incorporate humor, hyperbole, and irony into your essays, writing satirically can not only be easy, but also fun.

Understanding the Task

Generally, before you begin any writing assignment, it is important to understand the assignment.  Have you been asked to satirize a particular topic or a particular area of culture?  How long should your essay be?  Are there any technical requirement that you need to know in order to complete your paper?  What style should govern your format choices?  Do you need to write things in the third person?

You also need to understand satire writing. If you have never read a satirical essay, a great place to start is with Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal, which is widely recognized as one of the best satirical essays.  The Onion is probably the best well-known modern satire site, where you can find satirical essays on modern political topics.

With satire, you may be able to write the essay from the perspective of a first-narrator other than yourself. This opens up entire avenues of possibilities and lets you bring cultural and social elements into essays about other topics.  For example, we are writing this article in the wake of Trump’s leaked Access Hollywood tapes, which contained Trump saying things broadly considered demeaning to women.  A response to that response is a meme suggesting that women should not be able to say they are offended by his words because of the success of author E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Gray trilogy, which depicts a romantic (or at least sexual) relationship between a very controlling male and a female who willingly submits to him.  A timely satirical essay would address the issue from the perspective of James’ main male character in that series, Christian Grey.  The Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte was recently in trouble for saying he had been robbed, when the evidence seems to support that he was the actual wrong-doer.  Writing your essay from the perspective of Ryan Lochte giving advice to Kim Kardashian-West after her recent robbery in Paris would be another way to effectively use a third-person narrator to increase the amount of satire in your work.

“The Onion” satire news website

Satire Essay Topics

While you can write a satirical essay on almost any topic, they are best-suited to major political or cultural events.  Therefore, appropriate topics for satirical essays can change frequently, to reflect political, social, and cultural concerns.  Some ideas for satirical topics would be:

  • Brexit
  • Border walls
  • Donald Trump
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Mike Pence
  • Tim Kaine
  • Barack Obama
  • Paul Ryan
  • Michelle Obama
  • Immigration reform
  • Healthcare/ Obamacare
  • Kim Kardashian West being robbed in Paris
  • Brad and Angelina’s divorce

Brainstorming Satire Essays

Brainstorming can be an effective tool in any type of essay writing situation, but it can play a special role in helping plan a satirical essay.  While some essay formats lend themselves to outlines in the initial stages of planning, other methods work well in satire.  One tool that we like is the use of the bubble map.  A simple tool that can be used at or above the elementary school level, the bubble map basically encourages word association with your topic or topics.  They do not necessarily have to be elements you consider satirical, but may just be things that you associate with a particular topic.  For example, if you write a bubble map about Donald Trump, you may branch out from it with words like: businessman, married, father, divorced, adulterer, The Apprentice, billionaire, bombastic, orange, Miss USA/ Miss Universe, real estate, Home Alone, and New York City.  See how that map simply brings up elements that are associated with Trump.  A descriptive essay about a dog might contain a word in the middle, like the dog’s name.  The words in the bubbles do not have to be the words you choose to use in your essay, but they should help you flesh out an issue and decide how to approach it satirically.

Satire Essay Thesis Statements

Once you have decided on the topic of your descriptive essay, then you need to write your thesis statement.  A thesis statement is a short one or two-sentence statement that gives the reader the goal of your paper and tells them how you are going to achieve that goal.  The structure of your thesis statement does not change.  However, the plausibility of your thesis statement can be very different in a satirical essay than it would if you were actually proposing a genuine idea.

Some example thesis statements for satirical essays could be:

The United States should ban the burka because permitting women to wear it threatens the religious freedom of Christians, does not respect women’s rights to bodily autonomy, and sexualizes the female body.

-In order to ensure that your jewelry is safe, you should be inconspicuous about it, store valuable jewelry in a vault or safety deposit box, and never travel with more jewelry than you can wear at one time.  (Author: Kim Kardashian-West).

-Building a quality marriage is simple: select your second wife while married to your first, have a number of children together before you get married, and smoke a lot of marijuana.  (Author: Brad Pitt).

As the above examples highlight, who is writing the essay can, and often is, one of the most satirical elements of the essay.  The intended audience can be part of the satire, as well.    Jimmy Carter writing Donald Trump a letter that says he needs to loosen up and not worry so much about offending women would increase the satire because of the reputations both men have. Bill Clinton sending Barack Obama a letter on how to be a better spouse while in office would also have that double-irony factor, since Obama is widely regarded as an excellent husband, while Bill Clinton had an affair in office.  Miley Cyrus telling one of the Duggar girls that she was dressed provocatively, Madonna criticizing Lady Gaga for publicity stunts, or Pete Rose criticizing Tom Brady would all utilize this type of double-satire approach.

Satirical Essay Resources

The vast majority of satirical essays draw directly from current events.  You may not actually need to cite from these sources when writing your essay, but you will want to be aware of the actual events and issues surrounding a situation.  Ironically, you will need to be very aware of which news sites are, themselves, satire.  It can be difficult to tell in the modern political context.  Therefore, you want to choose an unbiased, academically reliable sources for your information.

The general rule is to use sources that are less than three years old and that come from reputable sources such as academic publications, newspapers, magazines, and .org or .com websites.  Sources older than three years are acceptable, but if there have been changes to the information in the intervening period, you want to make the reader aware of those changes.

Furthermore, you may have heard not to use some sources like Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Britannica in your writing.  This is good advice; they are not considered to be reputable, scholarly sources.  However, do not let that ban keep you from using them when first researching your topic.  Both of those resources can provide a great overview of a topic, and h; these resources can actually provide you with excellent information and a list of references you can explore for additional research.  Google Scholar’s search engine, which you can limit to specific types of academic or scholarly articles, can also help you find high-quality scholarly or academic writing.

Generic news websites are an additional resource for satirical essays.  CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, the major networks and local news stations are all good sources for news.  However, the news-dedicated channels also have shows that are not news shows, but political and social commentary. Those shows may present information in a biased manner or present information that is simply not true.  You need to be aware of this potential bias when choosing sources.

Citing Sources

If you do choose to incorporate sources into your satirical essay, you will want to cite academic sources to back up any assertions you make about a particular leadership style.  If you are writing an essay that contains actual figures, dates, or lesser-known facts, you are going to want to cite your sources. You may be instructed which style or format to use, or you may be permitted to choose which format. The three most frequently used academic writing styles for undergraduate level writing are Modern Language Association (MLA), Chicago Manual of Style (also known as Turabian) and American Psychological Association (APA).  Unless your instructions specify which format to use, choose the one you find easiest to use or the one that is most appropriate for your subject area.  You can use our citation generator and citation guideline article to help ensure your work conforms to your selected style.

APA Style:

In-text Citation:

“Every 2 minutes an American is sexually assaulted” (RAINN, 2016).

Source Format for References:

RAINN.  (2016). Victims of sexual violence: statistics. Retrieved September 30, 2016 from

RAINN website: https://www.rainn.org/statistics/victims-sexual-violence

MLA Style:

In-text Citation:

Estimates of the number of women raped each year vary from 300,000 to 1.3 million (Chemaly).

Source Format for Works Cites/Bibliography:

Chemaly, S.  “50 Actual Facts About Rape.”  The Huffington Post.  October 26, 2012.  Web, 30

September 2015.  <http://www.huffingtonpost.com/soraya-chemaly/50-facts-rape_b_2019338.html>.

Chicago Style:

“Every 2 minutes an American is sexually assaulted” (RAINN 2016, n.p.).

Source Format for References:

RAINN.  “Victims of Sexual Violence: Statistics. Accessed September 30, 2016.

https://www.rainn.org/statistics/victims-sexual-violence

Satire Essays Examples

Many people learn by example.  Reading one of our sample essays not only introduces you to satirical writing, but can also show you how to correctly format an essay in a particular style.   Two of our most popular satirical essays are available in the links below:

Satire in Huckleberry Finn Essay

Satire on Terrorism and the TSA

Satire in the Simpsons

Custom Written Satire Essay

Hopefully, after reading this article and the example essays, you are feeling more confident about understanding and writing a satire essay.  However, we know that it can still be very challenging to write one.  From picking a topic, to choosing things that seem outrageous, to actually writing the essay; all of it can be overwhelming.   We are here to help.  Our tutors can help students at any stage in the writing process, whether it is brainstorming ideas or writing a custom example of a satirical essay on your chosen topic.  If you want to learn more about this very popular student assistance program, click here.

 

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Smoking Is The Way To Roll
*Cough Cough*
In health classes all around the world teachers warn students about smoking cigarettes and other tobacco products. These instructors preach bogus facts like smoking is the number one preventable death cause in the US and more. Poor students suffer through lectures, handouts, pamphlets, posters and TV commercials all warning why tobacco is so bad. Blah Blah Blah. All people really yearn for is to just sit down and smoke one. After all, I do it and so do many others. No way can it be harmful.
So many organizations talk about the negative health effects of tobacco. Nicotine is addictive. You get mouth sores and gum disease. Wrinkles show up sooner. Ear organs receive less oxygen, therefore causing hearing loss. A person who smokes is more likely to get cancer, especially lung and mouth. There are more health issues too but they’re so minor (emphysema, low fertility in females, etc.). They also claim smoking is costly, but coming from a firsthand perspective it only eats up about 25% of my income. Some people say smoking stinks, and that’s an opinion so it doesn’t even count.
I’d first like to rebutt the health “risks” so often associated with smoking.
*Cough Cough*
Excuse me, I have a chronic cough. Anyways, back to the false accusations on smoking. Everybody is always so afraid of getting addicted. Addiction is a mental game, just like being cold. It’s all about having a strong mind. Only the weak get hooked on substances, so just man up. Health organizations warn about early aging too. Wrinkles are not a bad thing, okay? They give a person a sense of maturity. Have you ever disliked an old person? I think not. People will associate your wrinkles and droopy skin with knowledge and kindness. Lastly and most importantly, the long term diseases, such as cancers, emphysema, and lung disease. They are all minor when you think of the advantages you get out of them. Any time-consuming health issue gets you out of work and school. Nobody can get upset with you for skipping a few days to get chemotherapy. Think of all the sympathy you’ll get. People will flock to you saying, “Are you alright?” “Will you be making a full recovery?” and my favorite “Can I help you with anything?” Disease gets you friends. I swear on my E-vape.
Let’s discuss the good aspects that smoking gives, besides ailment. Smokers always have a distinct smell. That waft of smoke you smell outside the bar, that’s from a smoker. You knew it was them before you even looked. Don’t you want instant recognition? Half the fun in smoking is that people know what you do right away, they understand the lifestyle you follow. You just want to relax and have fun; maybe go to concerts and be a truly cool person. They get you. On that note, smokers are always the best rock stars, and celebrities smoke too. Tobacco just gives an extra flare to a musician’s voice or that needed spark to an actor’s performance. Just think of Elvis Presley and Kurt Cobain. They both smoked and they both had great lives.
Another less-observed, positive characteristic of smoking is the national pride. Smokers pay huge taxes on tobacco products. Nobody donates as much to the government than us. Think about the iconic ideal of rocking in a chair on your porch smoking a cigar with the American flag waving in the wind. You even get unemployment payments because your emphysema prevents you from working.
Why would anybody not want to smoke? All the smokers are cool with their wrinkles and cancer. Everybody recognizes a smoker because of their smell. And we are the real backbone of the nation with so much of our salary going to tobacco taxes.

Rory 10th Grade

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